A conservative and a liberal were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The conservative gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The liberal was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the conservative's pocket and got out $20. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now you know the difference between conservatives and liberals.
That's hilarious and too spot on.
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